"What is Presents Day?"
"You know, it's the day when everybody gives each other presents."
"You know, just everybody. All the people."
(How have I missed this one?)
"Um, who told you there was a Presents Day?"
"At school they been talkin' 'bout it all the time!"
"Do you mean, President's Day?"
(Mommy, laughing so hard I might piddle.)
(Ellie, feeling very disappointed in our founding fathers for their lack of foresight and imagination.)
(And no, I won't get you an Ipod. You're seven. Thanks for asking.)